Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

House M.D. Tribute.






















House M.D. ended May 21st, 2012. It's probably going to be replaced with some sort of rubbish that is not the least bit funny nor educational. That's usually what happens. The network will probably end up putting another Family Guy-esque type show that's worse than Family Guy itself.

I'll stop whinging now.

Thanks for the memories!

Thursday, March 8, 2012

When It Rains, It Pours...

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I do love this picture...

The last two days have been...interesting. For starters, our electric got shut off on Wednesday, which shocked us both because we had it switched over in February. We owed a past due amount, and our request was denied, but we weren't told it was denied, so the shut off came as a shock. Thankfully, we were able to make the payment yesterday and get it turned back on today.

If that isn't bad enough, the gas was shut off yesterday morning. We couldn't get the gas switched over but that was the gas company's fault. They have implemented stricter rules about getting service switched over. They informed us that we had to send in a notarized statement from our landlady stating that we are new tenants and not the former tenants. When Doug asked why, the gas company representative informed us that the previous tenant never paid their gas bill. It amazes me that we're the ones getting punished for it, and our landlady has to be dragged into it, but still, we made plans to get this accomplished today.

So the gas got turned off. The man who came to turn it off yelled at Doug for not paying the gas bill. Doug tried to explain to the man that it wasn't even our gas bill, that he gets paid tomorrow and was going to do what the company instructed and have it switched over then, but the man was a real jerk and continued to yell about how we're keeping his family from eating, then he turned it off and left. I don't really care about the gas because we have an electric stove, and we can heat up water to shower/bathe if we have to. That's no big deal. We've been there and done that before. What upset me was how the man acted. They kept insisting we were the ones who didn't pay our gas bill, and acted like Doug was lying. As the man could plainly see, Doug is NOT the same name as the name on the gas bill, not even the same last name, and secondly, Doug is not a female, but I guess we were lying anyway. *lol* I still don't get how we were keeping his family from eating while he yelled at us before we could get a word in edgewise. We weren't telling him he couldn't turn it off, it wasn't even our gas service! *shrugs*

Doug called the gas company today to see how much the deposit would be to get it switched over, and if the notarized letter was still required. Everything seemed like it was a go, but then they tried to tell us we had a past due bill of $1000.00! First of all, we've had the gas shut off before, and they don't wait for you to rack up bills that high. They shut us off at $200.00 last year because they couldn't wait two days until Doug got paid. Secondly, they said it was a bill from 2009 for an old address, a place we only lived at for one month during 2009, so now we have to prove that we didn't live there past January of 2009. And thirdly, even if we did not pay the gas bill in January of 2009, the bill could not have reached $1000.00. My fourth and final point, they let us switch it over to the apartment we just moved from to here. So, if we incurred a bill that high, why didn't they make us aware of any past due amount at that time? Case in point, an investigation is going to be conducted because there's no possible way that we owe $1000.00 to the gas company. We've lived without gas service before, and while it was inconvenient, we can get through it again until we figure out what can be done to prove that it's not our past due bill. *sighs* Craziness.

I lost two days worth of work on my book. I eat, sleep, and breathe writing. I felt like my life was over because I couldn't write!

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When I don't have any electric, I can't write. When I can't write, I think, and when I think, I worry, and when I worry, it's a vicious cycle because I have OCD, which is why I can spend countless hours of research for my book perfecting every letter, every word, every sentence. And when I can't manage my OCD, I panic. Don't get OCD. Go to DirecTV. Sorry, I couldn't resist. I also have ADD if you can't tell. *sighs*

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How I feel about my book series!

I was experiencing some intense nausea on Wednesday afternoon, after having a late lunch. I went to church that evening, and despite feeling lousy, I enjoyed the service. Then, I picked Doug up from school. Since we had no electric, we hit the McDonald's across from ITT so I could get online. I felt horrible, but I knew I had to eat something, so I grabbed a coke and a couple of apple pies. I took one drink of the coke and my stomach started rolling. I wasn't sure if I was going to be okay, but I took a bite of the apple pie, and suddenly, I was okay. It was really strange. I posted something about it on Facebook yesterday, and got some funny responses. One of my friends asked, "Do you think it's made with real apples?" Doug jokingly said that the secret ingredient must be Pepto Bismol, and he kept calling it "Pepto Pie". *LOL* I don't care what was in it, all I cared about was that it worked!!! *lol* I HATE being nauseated! So when I felt nauseated yesterday afternoon, the first thing I did was go to McDonald's and get an apple pie, and I was fine once I ate it. Whatever was going on is better today. I don't know. Just glad I'm feeling better.



Not much going on at this point at the cozy cottage. Despite the mess we've been through the past few days, I love it here! It's so peaceful and happy, and inspiring! I'm stretched out on the bed with my boy kitty laying beside me, and my girl kitty sleeping around my feet. I'm about to bust a mad slizzice in my book. So glad to be able to get some work done! I can't live without writing. (Of course, I can't write without living, but that's another story for another time.)

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And my book series... *LOL* True story!



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This quote made me giggle!



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I wish I owned a typewriter...although I would end up typing, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy," repeatedly while giggling.



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I guess even fiction writers bleed a little of their lives through their characters. All of my characters reflect some of my attributes, and possess attributes that I wish I had.

Anyway, hope everyone is having a good day day, and if I don't post anything this weekend, you know where I'll be and what I'll be doing!

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Let's hope it doesn't rain as much as it has in the last two days!


Thursday, February 16, 2012

What Everyone Thinks I Do vs What I Really Do.

You've probably been seeing posters like this one...


I think most of them are hilarious, but there's no proper poster that explains the life of a writer, fictional or otherwise. I am inspired, and I thought I would put one together for your viewing pleasure. Here we go...



WRITER


What my friends think I do:



What my mom thinks I do:



What society thinks I do:



What my husband thinks I do:



What I think I do:



What I really do:








To all of you writers/bloggers out there,


Hope you enjoyed this!

Check out this post from another writer, explaining what writers really do.


Thursday, January 19, 2012

Is It Candy or Medicine?


Sad but true...placebo anyone? I'd have a better chance at not being allergic to it. *LOL*

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Laughter is the Best Medicine Part 2

Since I have been sick and cannot seem to recover, and it's a dreary Sunday, I thought I would post some funny pictures. Hope these make you smile!









































































jayparkinsonmd:  My friend Amit Gupta founded my favorite photography site Photojojo. A few weeks ago, he was diagnosed with leukemia. Amit is one of the nicest, most genuine, most creative people you could ever meet. Prior to founding the awesome Photojojo, he also co-founded Jelly in 2006 in NYC, a coworking community, that’s now spread to 60 cities across the world and helped spark the coworking revolution. It looks like Amit will need a bone marrow transplant quite soon. We can help him with that.  Unlike blood transfusions, finding a genetic match for bone marrow that his body will accept is no easy task. The national bone marrow registry has 9.5 million records on file, yet the chances of someone from South Asian descent of finding a match are only 1 in 20,000. This is where we come in. We’re going to destroy those odds. How? By finding and registering as many people of South Asian descent as we possibly can. Tests are easy– a simple swab of the cheek. If someone is determined to be a match, that person would have to be willing to undergo an outpatient procedure. It’s not a fun procedure, but it’s not dangerous either. And doing it could save a life. That’s why, starting now, we are encouraging anyone of South Asian descent between the ages of 18 to 60 to take a test to see if you’re a match.  You can register online for your test, or, if you’re in New York, you can join us Friday, October 14th, for a special party we are throwing to rally support. We’ll have test kits on hand at the party, as well as music, booze, and maybe even a photo booth. It will, for the first time, combine a House 2.0-style party with a New Work City-style party, and if you’ve ever been to either, you know they are always something special.  Please spread the word and please do everything you can to help Amit beat leukemia. He’s a superstar. Thank you Tony.




  • cranquis: did you need a note to excuse you from your chef duties while you're sick, sir?
  • patient: no, i don't think so.
  • building fire alarm: weekly test suddenly starts blaring
  • patient: oh no, i swear i wasn't cooking anything in here!
  • cranquis: *splutters in laughter*



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  • cranquis: mrs. olderman, how nice to see you again! ready for me to take those staples out of the cut on your scalp?
  • mrs. olderman (87 years old): oh doctor cranquis, how nice of you to remember me!
  • cranquis: hey, i'm just glad you remember me -- you're the one who had the head injury, after all. *laughter all around*



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  • cranquis: so little anna's rash is still there, ever since i saw her for this rash 2 years ago?
  • anna's mom: yes, it won't go away.
  • cranquis: did you do the treatments and over-the-counter creams that i recommended?
  • mom: no.
  • cranquis: did you take her to see the dermatologist that i recommended to you at that visit?
  • mom: no.
  • cranquis: i see. (reiterates all the same information, writes it all down, gives a prescription med to use also, gives the dermatologist's phone number, discharges patient)
  • --------next day-----------
  • nurse: doctor, anna's mom is at the front desk to see you as you requested yesterday.
  • cranquis: huh? i didn't tell her to come back here.
  • nurse: she said you told her to go buy all the creams and treatments that you wrote down, then come back here so you could explain them all to her... um, doctor, you're gonna hurt yourself if you keep head-butting the doorframe like that.




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  • cranquis: your chart also says that you have blindness in your left eye?
  • patient: oh yeah, it's because my eye has that problem, um, i forget the name -- it's like the name of a dessert.
  • cranquis: um...
  • patient: you know, that dessert, it's like a salad with coconut and fruit and whipped cream?
  • cranquis: uh...
  • patient: ambrosia!
  • cranquis: amblyopia!
  • both: *laughter*



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And finally, a true story to make you laugh...

This was told to me by a friend a couple of months ago.

me: How are your children doing?
friend: They're fine. My son lost his first tooth today.
me: I'll bet he was excited.
friend: He was. I had to take him to urgent care (unrelated issue) and he was proudly telling the nurses and the doctor about losing his first tooth. While we were sitting in the room waiting for the doctor to return, he looks at me and says, "Mom, when my new tooth comes in, will it come in gold?"
me: *laughing and crying hysterically*